Seventeen seconds of pure, unadulterated metal band intro. The guitars are tuned to 'angry,' the drums are set to 'earthquake,' and the bassist is doing something nobody can hear but everyone respects. This is what plays in your head when you successfully open a pickle jar.
Dan Barracuda shreds the Star Spangled Banner like a bald eagle made of pure distortion swooping over a monster truck rally. Twenty-seven seconds of patriotic guitar fury that will make you want to salute with one hand while holding a sparkler in the other. Hendrix vibes, but with more reverb.
The kind of intro that plays when the protagonist kicks open a door in slow motion wearing sunglasses indoors. Seventeen seconds of pure swagger distilled into power chords and attitude. RA Music understood that sometimes you just need a soundtrack for being unreasonably cool about mundane activities like grocery shopping.
A guitar riff walks into a bar, and the bar immediately catches fire in the best possible way. RA Music delivers seventeen seconds of classic rock intro that channels the spirit of every band that ever had a member named either Steve or Dave. Crank it up and watch your office chair transform into a motorcycle.
Twenty-seven seconds of being chased by a monster on a surfboard. GFX Sounds combined the terror of Halloween with the radical energy of surf rock, creating the soundtrack for a Scooby-Doo episode set in Malibu. The reverb-drenched guitar screams 'run for your life' while the drums scream 'but make it groovy.' Cowabunga, dude. Also: AAAHH!
Twenty-one seconds of the Wedding March played on electric guitar with enough distortion to make the in-laws uncomfortable and the wedding party ecstatic. Fernweh Goldfish turned a classical ceremony staple into a rock anthem that says 'til death do us part, and death is METAL.' Flower girls are now headbanging. Beautiful.